Look at that, another week on your Earth Internet is still here.

I guess the swarm of spaceborne internet-eating spiders won't arrive for another...

Oh, let's not ruin the surprise.

Hey, real quick, when you're done, can I talk to you?

Trisha, I almost forgot you've been developing your one-clone show in the storage, Annex.

Yeah, that's the thing. My performance piece has become so important, you know, so all-emcompassing that...

I need the whole space to finish it. So, could you maybe go away next week?

Well, that is the height of rudeness. With this little notice, there is no way I could possibly...

I got you a gift certificate to eatily.

The whole thing, not just the risotto station.

The whole thing.

Because the woman that runs the risotto station is a tyrant.

Let's unpack your fear of powerful women another time. Cool.

So if you can be gone by like four, four thirty,

and then you can come back when you see that I've powered down the fog machines.

Very well. And if you want constructive criticism on your show, I...

Okay, no thanks. I don't ever want your thoughts on anything.

I see. The producers of that Spider-Man musical turned out my advice as well.

And let's just say, with great power, comes great hospitalization bills for falling actors.

But back to the matter at hand. Who's ready to hear what made our editors throw their hands at the air and say,

we're out of time, this will have to do. Me neither. Sit back and enjoy the show.

Hello from the Magic Taffer. A weekly podcast from the magical land of fune.

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