People of Earth, the following podcast is not real, and I don't mean not real in one

of those Peter Pan it's real if you believe it is, clap your hands type situations.

This is just plain fake.

But as in the side, when one of the two female leads in your story needs to turn to the approval

of a predominantly male audience, and their applause to continue being alive, you've got

bigger problems on your hands than pirates and alligators.

Jambarri?

Ia cancelled.

Now, whether you're just settling into the bath with a glass of white wine handy, or whether

you're in position in the alleyway right behind the main vault where you're going to cut

the line to the alarm only when shakes gives the signal from the water tower.

You've got an hour to kill and I've got about 8 minutes of solid entertainment stretched

to the breaking point.

Ready to be transported and inspired?

Boy, did you choose wrong.

Lift back and enjoy the show.

Tell wily out...

Grab your mic out. I'll take the microphone so here you get back in a sec. No, I don't want to get in the sack

Look I lost track of time

We don't have as much time to get the episode ready as fine or shrink you down and put you in my hat

We don't want to be late people on people on earth count on this podcast

What fuck cannot be true fuck fuck orny. Did you say you lost track of time? Yeah, buddy time is money

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