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0:00.0	PLEASE SUBSCRIBE
0:04.6	People of Earth, the following podcast is...
0:07.8	Let's see how the good people of iTunes describe us.
0:10.6	Hmm...
0:11.8	Better than Silence, one star.
0:14.4	Oh, but instead of a star, it's the little smiley face with a single tear.
0:18.3	But the tear is on the forehead.
0:20.1	Now, I read that one is so tired of being sad.
0:23.5	They're not wrong.
0:24.6	The important thing is its fake.
0:26.7	Unreliable.
0:28.1	Most of the details are off.
0:29.8	You know, like the New York Times podcast caliphate.
0:32.4	Google it.
0:33.2	And now, as the clock ticks down to earwolf executives racing to my apartment to disappear me,
0:38.8	you just sit back, stamp out any budding interest in alternate dimensions,
0:43.0	it's a waste of your time and enjoy the show.
1:08.4	Hello from the Magic Tavern.
1:09.8	A weekly podcast from the magical land of fune.
1:12.9	I'm your host, Chip Skyguy.
1:15.0	If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is everything you need to know.
1:19.1	Five years and eleven and a half months ago, I was living on Earth as an airline pilot.
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