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0:00.0	BEEP!
0:02.0	BEEP!
0:04.0	BEEP!
0:06.0	Incoming call from...
0:08.0	Space jail!
0:10.0	Hello! You've reached the high-time queen from SpaceBunker TEMP Services.
0:15.0	I can't answer the phone right now because none of your goddamn business.
0:19.0	Leave a message after the noise!
0:22.0	BEEP!
0:24.0	I don't know what you're doing, but if you'll touch the whole made macaroni curtain
0:28.0	I've been hamstringing for weeks.
0:29.0	I am going to crush you between my furrowed eyebrows.
0:32.0	It is a nightmare in here.
0:34.0	Everyone does their laundry together, so right now I'm wearing a violently mismatched,
0:39.0	a jam-a-bottom-and-top.
0:40.0	I'm talking marine creatures and assorted by planes.
0:43.0	I mean, just kill me.
0:45.0	No, not you!
0:46.0	Ugh!
0:47.0	Literal table for one.
0:48.0	Look, you have to do two things.
0:50.0	One, send me the new Soograft in novel.
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