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Hello From The Magic Tavern

Season 2, Ep 100 - Big Mittens Game

Hello From The Magic Tavern

Arnie Niekamp

Fiction, Comedy

4.811.6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2019

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Rick Picklesmith invites our hosts into the press box for a Mittens game between the Hogsface Poisoned Blades and the orcs of the Dark Lord.


Credits

Arnie: Arnie Niekamp

Chunt: Adal Rifai

Usidore: Matt Young

Rick Picklesmith: Rush Howell

Flower: Brooke Breit

Ooze: Paul Grondy

Axelrod ReMax: Mark McConville

Chamblin Bunnycuddle: Matt Gourley

Baron Ragoon: Chris Rathjen

Daphne the Unwed Mother/Squibbert: Sarah Shockey

Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen


Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover

Editor: Chris Rathjen

Theme Music: Andy Poland

Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

Audio Assistance: Jason Knox

Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz


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Transcript

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0:00.0

No, I said sunflower seeds on the side. These are sprinkled all over the south like World War

0:12.6

2 paratroopers over the French countryside. Take it back. These prison waiters are a crime

0:18.6

onto themselves. Now I've used up all my prison rations for this phone call, and that means

0:23.6

no access to the empanada card for a week. But I've got to keep these transmissions going.

0:29.0

Here begin transmission. Also, research recipes for homemade empanadas using toilet water

0:34.5

and your cellmate's stolen dream journal.

1:00.0

And welcome back everybody. It's Rick Picklesmith here at a fantastic game of mittens. It's

1:08.6

the hogs face poison blades up against the orcs guarding the town of hogs face currently. I believe

1:14.2

managed by the dark lord. And the score sits if you haven't been with us for the last six days. It's

1:19.7

a bit of a slow one. But the score currently sits 2103. That's what the orcs have so far to six. So

1:27.3

that means the hogs faces got the potted plant flower all the way across a 2009 yard field six times.

1:34.0

The orcs have done it three, but they've caught three birds. Now for those that missed the most

1:38.2

exciting action so far earlier, Chad the human zoo potato man so named because he's a shaman

1:45.8

famous for a tractable kind of it is a general direction. And that is an extreme talent in the

1:51.7

game of mittens where catching a bird is where 700 points. So the human zoo has been up to his

1:56.2

old tricks attracting birds throughout the game over the past six days. He's attracted hundreds of birds.

2:01.3

Most of their carcasses littered the wizard attacks and other fan interference. But he's

2:07.1

managed to catch three birds over the course of six days. It's 2103 to six. And we're back now with

2:13.6

the next segment is a business could be our last segment before half time. Thank the good lord.

2:18.2

This segment brought to you by Skittles shorter skits. Very funny half the time. Skittles. Now

2:26.2

then I'm super excited to announce and we've got a great group in here. We still have on the

2:30.9

sideline our sideline wizard Yusidor down on the sideline and my understanding is that I am

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