Oh, hello. High-time queen here again from the Space Bunker Temp Services. Hello. Just letting

you know that the following podcast is not real. That's all I gotta do, right? I'm

not sure which button starts the show, but let's try this one.

This week, I'm Miss Inlegends. It's a story from Funish folklore, by the marriage between

a shapeshifter and a wizard. We'll see why it's never a good idea to invite a hunger

ghost to a social gathering, put our ears to the test with some dance floor coitus, and sit

through what is possibly the most legendarily bad, best man's beach in the history of weddings.

This is a Miss Inlegend's bonus episode. I do, from the Magic Tavern.

This is a podcast where I tell stories from mythology and folklore. Some are incredibly popular

stories you think you know, but with surprising origins. Other stories that might be new to you,

but are definitely worth a listen. So, Funish folklore is a new thing for us. There's apparently

a mythical land behind a fast food restaurant in Chicago filled with screaming wizards and child death.

That's where I guess this past weekend, a rock was found. That supposedly contains audio.

The story's been circulated a lot online recently, and a listener on Twitter actually

pointed this out to me. So thanks to AtspinTax, the green for sending me this one. I told

me you could just like send me a drop box link to the audio, but as soon as I sent the tweet to

him, my cat disappeared, and in this place was the first generation Microsoft Zoom, where the only

track on it was what was on the rock. It's not exactly our typical fair, but it's too fascinating

and a tale not to dig in. To set the table for this magical wedding in a fantastical land,

we have something old, a seemingly ageless wizard named Yusidor, something new, a cartoonishly

tall man from Earth out of his element in this strange land, something burrowed, a sweet little

badger, oh sorry, my bad, shape shifter, and something too, Sidor. The story begins with three

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