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0:00.0	Will you just hear me out?
0:06.5	Already not on board.
0:07.7	You introduce yourself to the void wearing this outfit.
0:10.7	Hold up.
0:11.7	Is that a sexy female void costume?
0:14.6	Exactly.
0:15.6	You seduce the void, break its heart, and cause it to go into hiding to work on its
0:19.6	tell-all novel.
0:20.7	First of all, what sexy lady void wears a giant sundress in stiletto heels?
0:25.6	Who taught you how women dress?
0:27.5	Drawings from preschoolers?
0:28.9	I will not be lured into a debate about gender-normative fashion with the universe hanging in the balance
0:34.0	trisha.
0:35.0	Now you're invested in the universe?
0:37.2	Unreal.
0:38.2	Oh, hey, sorry I'm late.
0:40.4	This is Greg.
0:41.4	We're a little distracted, freaking out about the possible destruction of the universe
0:44.7	because of the void.
0:45.7	So I forgot to start monitoring this week's podcast.
0:48.5	Sorry.
0:49.5	Let's see how much of it we missed.
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