Season 2, Ep 9 - Herbalists
Hello From The Magic Tavern
Arnie Niekamp
4.8 • 11.6K Ratings
🗓️ 15 May 2017
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Summary
Magic can't solve everything. Maybe the Milkweeds can help us with some natural remedies. Also, Chunt is now in a power position.
Credits
Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Chunt: Adal Rifai
Usidore: Matt Young
Fig and Maple Milkweed: Nick Mestad and Emma Pope
Glen Weldon: Glen Weldon
Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen
Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi
Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi
Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi
Theme Music: Andy Poland
Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban
Audio Assistance: Jason Knox
Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is not real, but it is hosted by Earwolf, the website featuring |
| 0:09.8 | hundreds of comedy podcasts and won by Kevin Pollock. |
| 0:13.4 | As we say every week, let's get this over with. |
| 0:38.8 | Hello for the Magic Tavern. |
| 0:40.9 | A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon. |
| 0:43.0 | I'm your host Arne and E. Camp. |
| 0:44.4 | If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is all you need to know. |
| 0:48.1 | About two years and a couple months ago I fell through a dimensional portal behind a |
| 0:52.1 | burger king in Chicago into the magical fantastical land of Foon. |
| 0:56.2 | Unfortunately the dark lord of this world is taking over, has taken me and my co-host |
| 1:00.7 | captive is forcing us to continue to record this podcast, although you know forcing us, |
| 1:05.5 | we still enjoy doing it. |
| 1:06.9 | That we record every week here in the tavern, the Vermilion Minotaur, in the prison town |
| 1:11.1 | of Hogsface in the land of Foon. |
| 1:13.4 | And I'm joined as always by my co-captive and co-host, Chant, the Talking Banger. |
| 1:18.6 | I'm a shapeshifter. |
| 1:19.6 | I'm a shapeshifter. |
| 1:20.6 | You are a shapeshifter. |
| 1:21.6 | And for that you get a shot. |
| 1:22.6 | What's this now? |
| 1:23.6 | I'm writing you up. |
| 1:24.6 | I'm writing you up. |
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