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0:00.0	People of Earth, the following podcast is no reason for you to believe in whimsical
0:09.0	dimensions just a wish away.
0:11.0	What about the original form of dimensional travel?
0:13.7	Reading?
0:14.7	Read a book today, but stay away from the multiverse or I'll drive you insane through dream fasting.
0:19.9	Enjoy the show!
0:30.0	Hello from the Magic Tavern!
0:45.5	A weekly podcast from the magical land of food.
0:47.5	I'm your host, starting knee camp.
0:49.1	If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is all you need to know.
0:53.0	About two years and two months or so ago I fell through a dimensional portal behind a
0:58.2	Burger King in Chicago into the magical fantastical land of food.
1:02.2	Unfortunately, it's being taken over by the Dark Lord who has imprisoned me and my co-hosts
1:07.2	in the prison town of Hogsface and forcing us to continue to record this podcast in the
1:12.0	Tavern, the Vermilion Minotaur, which is now reopened in the town of Hogsface in the
1:16.8	land of food.
1:17.8	That was a real emotional roller coaster of an introduction I feel like.
1:21.8	I just to react to what I've just said, I'd like to introduce my co-captive and co-host,
1:27.2	Chant the Talking Badger.
1:28.7	177, 178, 179, 181.
1:32.9	What's this?
1:33.9	What are you doing?
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