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0:00.0	Hey, this is Craig here up in the SpaceBunker.
0:06.8	The following podcast is not real.
0:08.9	It's just a random collection of atmospheric static that your mind just happens to occasionally
0:13.6	interpret as human speech.
0:15.4	It's a funny thing.
0:16.4	Enjoy the show!
0:17.4	Hello from the Magic Tavern!
0:41.0	A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon.
0:43.3	I'm your host, Darni Neekamp.
0:44.3	If you've never listened to the podcast before, this was going on basically all you need
0:48.4	to know is about two years and three months or so ago I fell through a dimensional portal
0:53.7	behind a Burger King in Chicago into the magical, fantastical land of Foon.
0:58.3	Unfortunately, this land is being taken over by the Dark Lord and he's forcing me and
1:04.9	my co-captives to record a podcast here in the tavern, the Vermilion Minotaur, in the
1:10.3	Prison Town of Hogsface in the land of Foon.
1:13.6	And I'm joined as always by my co-captive and co-host, Shunt the Talking Badger.
1:19.1	But you're actually, you've talked your way into being one of the guards here at the
1:23.0	Prison Town.
1:24.0	Yeah, use a little Dark Magic and I'm a guard now.
1:26.1	Sorry I had to give you a shot during your intro.
1:28.2	You said unfortunately about the Dark Lord.
1:30.4	I am in his employ right now, so I can't have you saying that openly.
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