A tension earth Peter Pan syndrome community.

The following podcast is not real, and not only that, it was not recorded live back in

March at Emerald City Comic Con in Seattle.

That's right, this episode dates back to when the Dark Lord's victory was just an index

card in the writer's room we don't have.

Also, there's a bunch more framing devices going on this week, so loosen up those brows

for extra furrowing.

Enjoy the show!

Hello test test.

Alright, good deal.

Full of earth, please attend carefully.

I am Baron Shanglebirth Regune, Stuart of the Shrike Valley, and humble minion of the Dark

Lord, on whose behalf I say unto you, hello, from the Magic Tavern.

Grundle, play the pipe.

Yeah, very good.

I guess I should explain why you hear me casting the pod this week.

Fear not, your regular host Arnie Chantaine used to all remain unharmed, but humble as prisoners

of the Dark Lord here in the town of Hogsface.

But this week, in a moment of rebellion, Arnie knee-camp threatened not to do the podcast

anymore.

So to prove that none made a fire the Dark Lord, and that should he wish he can contact

Earth himself with or without Arnie's assistance, we confiscated Arnie's computer.

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