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0:00.0	The following podcast is not real. Currently we're in a dark period of the show where the characters
0:09.7	must endure long stretches of inactivity and demoralizing treatment, and when you think
0:14.0	about it, so must we. But far be it from me to interfere with a wifi signal emanating
0:18.8	from a magical land. When I joined the Order of the Bunker Guardians, I took an oath to
0:22.9	monitor the barrier between worlds but never interfere. That and Edith the newsletter
0:27.2	once a cycle. That was the oath. In the meantime, place your expectations right around
0:32.0	the 50% mark and enjoy the show.
0:57.2	Hello from the Magic Tavern. A weekly podcast from the imprisoned magical world of
1:01.8	Foon. I'm your host Arne Neekham. If you're not on this in the podcast before, this is
1:06.1	more or less what's going on. About two years and a month or so ago, I fell through a dimensional
1:11.1	portal in Chicago into the magical, fantastical land of Foon. Unfortunately, a lot of it has
1:16.3	been taken over by the Dark Lord. He's in prison me and my co-hosts and most of the
1:19.9	Town of Hogs face, and are forcing us to continue to record our podcast here in the Tavern,
1:24.7	Million Minute Torque, the Town of Hogs face, and land of Foon. As always, I'm joined by
1:30.1	my co-captive and co-host, Chant, the Talking Badger. Yeah, how's it going? It's going
1:35.8	okay. I think I'm sort of acclimating to the sort of a new status quo a little bit. You
1:41.4	though, I worry. I feel like you're in a slightly worse situation than I am.
1:46.0	Things are starting to get better. I'm starting to make friends with my guards. Oh, that's good.
1:49.5	They kind of rotate the guards who watch over myself. But yeah, I'm starting to make friends
1:54.4	with them and just learn a lot about. I used to have two guards. They were both named Jean,
2:00.1	just two really, really sort of... They were both named Jean. Both named Jean. Very spelt,
2:05.1	dudes. Very skinny. Wow. And I just hate skinny jeans. They... Oh, sure. Yeah. They looked
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