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0:00.0	Greetings, citizens of Earth. You're about to experience what may at first appear to be
0:08.5	definitive proof of one of a myriad of parallel dimensions beyond your own. Believe me, the
0:13.0	truth is so much more of a boner killer. It's just denizens of your own race engaging
0:17.4	in semi-coherent shadowplay for their own amusement. So sit back, put away all curiosity
0:23.0	in the multiverse, and enjoy this week's episode of Live From The Three Broomsticks or whatever
0:28.7	it's called.
0:51.3	Hello from The Magic Tavern. A weekly podcast from The Magical Land of Foon. I'm your host
0:56.0	starting e-camp. If you've never listened to the podcast before, this was going on. About
1:00.3	two years and a month, two months ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger
1:04.9	King in Chicago into the magical, fantastical land of Foon, which is awesome, except that
1:10.3	the dark lord of this world attacked the town that I'm in and slaved us, took me and my
1:15.1	co-hosts captive and are forcing us to continue to do this podcast that we record in the tavern
1:20.0	the Vermilion Minotaur in the town of Hogsface in the land of Foon. And I'm joined as always
1:25.4	Bumabuddy, Chant, the Badger. Did you know that Obsidian is an igneous rock? I didn't.
1:32.1	It's created when lava quickly cools. With that crystallization. Also, there's Micah,
1:39.4	which is like a sheet mineral and you can kind of peel back the layers.
1:42.0	Huh. I went to high school with a kid named Micah. That's why we're best friends. That's
1:47.8	why we're best friends.
1:49.2	GNSA smuggled me in a rock book. Oh wow, why?
1:52.0	I've been learning all about rocks. And it's that knowledge of rocks that's going to help
1:56.7	us somehow break out of the prison town of Hogsface. Oh, I just wanted to break out of the routine
2:01.8	of saying of courts. Of course. You've been saying that for a week nonstop.
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