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0:00.0	Heeple of Earth, the following podcast is not real.
0:07.9	No need to believe in the existence of other dimensions, excepting perhaps a good toasted
0:11.9	pretzel bun, which is a whole other dimension of enjoyment.
0:15.0	Now, credibility's safely vanquished, enjoy the show.
0:30.0	Hello from the Magic Tavern.
0:41.9	A weekly podcast from the magical land of fune.
0:44.4	I'm your host Arne E. Camp.
0:45.9	If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is mostly what you need to know.
0:50.8	About two years ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a burger king in Chicago
0:55.1	into the magical, fantastical land of fune.
0:57.4	Luckily, I'm still getting a slight Wi-Fi signal from that burger king through the dimensional
1:01.8	rift, which I've always been using to upload a podcast I record here in the tavern, the
1:06.3	Vermilion Minotaur, in the town of Hogsface, in the land of fune.
1:10.5	Unfortunately, I have to add to that that the dark lord has taken over the town of Hogsface,
1:15.3	imprisoned the whole town, and is now forcing me and my co-host to keep doing the podcast
1:19.7	while he tries to study the trans-dimensional effects of the podcast.
1:23.8	That we're going to turn lemons into lemonade.
1:25.8	We're going to have a good time.
1:27.6	Lemonade?
1:28.6	What's that?
1:29.6	You said you're going to turn lemons into lemonade?
1:30.6	Yes, let's have a couple lemonade.
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