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0:00.0	You have been warned, the following podcast is not real.
0:08.2	It is not the hard-hitting audio documentary about the existence of other worlds so many
0:12.3	of you believe it to be.
0:13.9	Go about your daily business.
0:15.6	And now, enjoy the show.
0:30.0	I just thought he was not here.
0:42.4	I just thought he was doing the show.
0:44.2	He's not here, so we just have to do it.
0:46.2	Alright, hello from the Magic Tavern.
0:48.4	A weekly podcast from the magical land of fune.
0:50.7	I'm your host Arne and eCamp.
0:52.0	If you've never listened to the podcast before, this was going on.
0:54.8	About two years and four or five months ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind
0:59.0	a burger king in Chicago into the magical fantastical land of fune.
1:03.2	Unfortunately, it's being taken over by the Dark Lord, who has imprisoned me and my co-hosts,
1:07.7	are forcing us to continue to do this podcast, which we record every week here in the tavern,
1:12.2	the Vermilion Minotaur, in the prison town of Hogg's face, in the land of fune.
1:16.3	And I'm joined as always by my co-host, Yusidor.
1:18.9	I am Yusidor, wizard of the twelfth realm of a fesiest master of Light and Shadow,
1:24.3	an impulator of magical delights, devour of chaos, champion of the great halls of
1:31.2	tracus.
1:32.2	The elves know me as fying yalak, the dwarves know me as sownin' in hook stingies, and I am
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