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0:00.0	People of Earth, the following podcast is not real.
0:08.0	Now, because the old compliment well has run dry when it comes to the podcast you're
0:12.0	about to hear, how's about I play a video with Holder posted on Twitter, playing audio
0:17.0	from Twitter, who are my wolf blitzer?
0:19.0	Anyway, let the voice of With Holder, who apparently hasn't cracked the case on recording
0:23.6	a video in landscape, carry you into the show.
0:28.0	Do you like fantasy?
0:30.0	Do you like things that definitely aren't real?
0:33.0	Give a weird thing for buttholes?
0:35.0	Then boy do I have a podcast for you.
0:37.0	Say hello to Hello from the Magic Tavern.
0:40.0	The butthole is podcast this side of this American life.
0:58.0	Hello from the Magic Tavern.
1:00.0	A weekly podcast from the magical land of fune.
1:02.0	I'm your host, Arnie Neekamp.
1:04.0	If you've never listened to the podcast before, this was going on.
1:06.0	About two years and five months ago I felt through a dimensional portal behind a burger king
1:17.0	into the magical, fantastical land of fune.
1:19.0	Unfortunately, it's being taken over by the dark lord, who is in prison me and my co-hosts,
1:24.0	are forcing us to continue to do this podcast, which we record every week here in the tavern,
1:29.0	the Vermilion Minotaur, in the prison town of Hogsface, in the land of fune.
1:33.0	And I'm joined as always by my co-hosts, my co-conspirators, my partners in secret, plant, overthrow the dark lord,
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