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0:00.0	The following podcast is not real.
0:07.2	It just isn't.
0:08.6	All we do is argue about this, and I miss how we use to just laugh.
0:12.2	How can we get back there?
0:14.0	Enjoy the show.
0:30.0	Hello from the Magic Tavern.
0:38.0	A weekly podcast from the magical land of fune.
0:40.2	I'm your host Arnie Neekhimp.
0:41.5	If you've never listened to the podcast before, do not worry.
0:44.6	I will tell you everything you need to know.
0:47.1	About two years and fourish months ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a burger
0:51.5	king in Chicago into the magical, fantastical land of fune.
0:55.3	Unfortunately, the world is being taken over by the Dark Lord, who has imprisoned me,
0:59.9	my Goon Companions, and are forcing us to continue to do this podcast that we record every
1:04.4	week here in the tavern, the Vermilion Minotaur, in the prison town of Hogsface, in the land
1:08.9	of fune.
1:10.0	And I am joined as always by my Goon Companion, Yusidor.
1:14.3	Hi, I'm Yusidor, Wizard of the Twelfth Realm of Ephesius, Master of Light and Shadow,
1:20.2	Minipulator of Magical Lights, Devour of Chaos, Champion of the Great Halls of Turkis,
1:26.0	the elves nobius Fien-Yalek, the dwarves noomi is shown in the hook stangies, and I am
1:31.3	no one in the North East as guest-mainiest May star.
1:34.3	Oh, and there may be other secret names, names of such great portentant power that if you
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