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0:00.0	The following audio simulation is not real.
0:07.7	Each fantastical detail, every richly drawn character, is only a paper moon hanging over
0:13.0	a muslin tree.
0:14.4	So don't worry about it.
0:15.4	Well, here's this one.
0:30.0	Hello for the Magic Tavern.
0:40.0	A weekly podcast from the magical land of fune.
0:42.6	I'm your host, Arne and E. Camp.
0:44.2	If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is what you need to know.
0:47.5	About two years and three months ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a burger
0:51.2	king in Chicago into the magical fantastical land of fune.
0:55.0	Luckily I'm still getting a slight Wi-Fi signal from the burger king through the dimensional
0:59.1	rift.
1:00.1	Unfortunately, the dark lord of this world is trying to find out how I'm doing that.
1:04.1	FYI, I don't know how that's happening.
1:07.1	Which is why he's imprisoned the entire town of hogs face, enforcing me and my co-captives
1:11.5	to keep doing this podcast we record every week here in the tavern, the vermilion minotaur,
1:16.8	in the prison town of hogs face, in the land of fune.
1:19.6	And I'm joined as always by my co-captive and also one of the guards, Chant the Badger.
1:25.4	Yeah, I'm a ship shifter, but we'll get it right one of these days.
1:29.1	What is so many things to say about yourself?
1:31.1	You're such a dance.
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