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Hello From The Magic Tavern

Season 2, Ep 12 - Unwed Mother

Hello From The Magic Tavern

Arnie Niekamp

Fiction, Comedy

4.811.6K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2017

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Daphne the overworked mother is helping to run the tavern on behalf of the Dark Lord. Also, Chunt's new guard friend seems very strange.


Credits

Arnie: Arnie Niekamp

Chunt: Adal Rifai

Usidore: Matt Young

Daphne the Unwed Mother: Sarah Shockey

Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen

Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi


Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi

Editor: Chris Rathjen

Theme Music: Andy Poland

Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

Audio Assistance: Jason Knox

Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz


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Transcript

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0:00.0

The following podcast is not real, but now before we get around to tending, let's make

0:10.3

time for some pre-tending.

0:30.0

Hello from the Magic Tavern!

0:35.6

A weekly podcast from the magical land of fun.

0:38.0

I'm your host Arnee Nekamp, if you've never listened to the podcast before, this is

0:41.4

what you need to know.

0:42.8

About two years and three months ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a burger

0:46.4

king in Chicago into the magical, fantastical land of fun.

0:50.0

Unfortunately, it's being taken over by the Dark Lord, who's forcing me and my co-hosts

0:54.2

to continue to record this podcast in the tavern, the Vermilion Minotaur, in the Prison

0:59.3

Town of Hogsface, in the land of fun.

1:02.0

But you know what, it's still fun to hang out with my buddies on the podcast, even though

1:05.6

we're being forced to do it.

1:07.4

And I'd like to introduce one of those buds, Chunt the Guard!

1:11.5

Baby, don't know.

1:13.0

Baby, don't know?

1:14.0

Baby, don't know.

1:15.0

Baby, don't know?

1:16.0

It's an expression.

1:17.0

What does that funny and expression mean?

1:20.0

Just means if you try and talk to a baby and it doesn't know something, you just say

1:22.8

like, baby, don't know.

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