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0:00.0	A few things.
0:06.3	The following may seem like proof of a distant world falling under the sway of an ever-growing
0:10.5	shadow.
0:11.5	But it's just four dudes, spending a summer day indoors with a microphone because, hey,
0:16.6	why stop now?
0:18.0	And now this immersive experience that you can have pay attention to while doing other
0:22.2	things.
0:30.0	Hello from the Magic Tavern.
0:47.2	A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon.
0:49.4	I'm your host, Arne and you camp.
0:50.9	If you've never listened to the podcast before, it's okay.
0:53.5	I will now tell you all the things you need to know.
0:56.4	About two years and maybe four months ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind
1:00.6	a burger king in Chicago into the magical, fantastical land of Foon.
1:04.6	Unfortunately, that land is being conquered by the Dark Lord, who has imprisoned me and
1:09.4	my co-hosts are forcing us to do this podcast every week here in the tavern, the Vermilion
1:14.7	Minotaur, in the prison town of Hogsface, in the land of Foon.
1:18.1	And I'm joined, as always, by my buddy, by my co-host and co-captive, Yusador.
1:23.0	I am Yusador, Wizard of the twelfth realm of a fesiest master of light in shadow.
1:28.2	Minimulator of magical lights, devour of chaos, champion of the great Holes the Turakus.
1:34.4	The Elsenomy is Fiengelick, the dwarf's nobby is stood in in hoax stangies, and I am known
1:40.6	in the North East as Gassmaniac Maystar and O friends.
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