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0:00.0	Hello, faithful audience, for whom television is just too much information at once.
0:09.5	The following audio experience is one big lie.
0:12.2	The characters are threadbare, continuity is meh, and years long for shadowed events will
0:16.9	leave you saying, really?
0:18.7	So save your emotional investment for S-town, and enjoy this as the meandering diversion
0:23.4	it's meant to be.
0:24.4	Hey, you're out of your charting array.
0:26.2	That's right Craig, and I have new information about the dimensional portal that I'll share
0:29.9	after 38 to 41 minutes of unbearable tension.
0:33.1	In the meantime, enjoy the show.
0:57.6	Hello for the Magic Tavern.
0:59.7	A weekly podcast from the magical land of fun.
1:01.9	I'm your host Arne E. Camp.
1:03.4	If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is everything you need to know.
1:07.4	About two years and three months ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a burger
1:11.2	king in Chicago into the magical, fantastical land of fun.
1:15.4	Unfortunately, it's being taken over by the dork-
1:18.4	By the dork lord?
1:19.4	The dork lord.
1:20.4	That's a shot.
1:21.4	No, unfortunately, it's being taken over by the dork lord who has imprisoned the town
1:26.2	of Hogsface and is forcing me and my co-captives to continue to do this podcast that I record
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