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I'm leaving my gym.

It's a new, like a new gym, and there was an introductory offer when it first opened.

The first, I think, 50 people, you don't need to do this.

Basically, they're charging me to leave. What? I stop my direct debit. So they've just sent

an email through saying, oh, we see you stop your direct debit. That's fine. You can leave it

any time, but there is a cancellation fee. So there's a joining

fee and a leaving fee. You've got to pay on the way in and on the way out.

What the hell is that all about? I've never heard of that. I know. Well, no, there are. I mean,

this is a thing, isn't it? The worst one is

Virgin Media. Have you ever been with Virgin Media? No. If you ever leave, they try and charge

you 150 pounds to leave. I'm so confused. Yeah, so am I. Confused is one way of putting it. Pissed off, there's another one.

And the way he worded it as well, he sort of came back and he said, oh look, you know, if you'd like to come into the club and pay us, that way you can avoid the £20 charge that are debt collectors.

So I emailed back and saying, sorry, just to be clear, are you threatening me with debt collectors?

And the whole thing is, like, they keep sending out all these sort of emails about, you know, come and exercise, it's great for your mental health.

I'll tell you what's not good for my mental health.

Threatening debt collectors.

Have you that fucking worried about my mental health, threatening debt collectors. If you're not fucking worried about my mental health,

stop fretting to send the bailiffs round.

And as well, don't worry about my mental health.

You're a gym.

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