Paul Hates Needles

What's Upset You Now?

Carousel Studios

Comedy

4.6 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2021

⏱️ ? minutes

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Paul hates needles - Seann likes to make cars wait while he crosses the road - What is it with women crossing road? - Who would play you in a film? Seann - Paul likes to take ages to eat - Seann once hear a woman masturbate at a hotel

By Seann Walsh and Paul McCaffrey

Produced by Joel Porter
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0:29.6	The road stretches before you, but there's trouble ahead, stationary cars. You're faced with
0:34.7	the McDonald's side mission. Do you, A, join the ever-growing
0:39.0	Q, or B, take the next exit and treat yourself to a glorious Mackey's?
0:45.0	Detouring to McDonald's. Start your side mission today. What's upset you now?
1:04.3	I've had to go for a blood test yesterday and I'm not...
1:08.3	What's wrong? What's wrong?
1:10.3	Nothing wrong.
1:11.3	Just had to go and get tested for something.
1:14.2	Let's not get off.
1:17.1	Nothing sinister.
1:20.9	So, yeah.
1:23.9	I'm hit a nerve there,
1:25.5	haven't I?
1:27.3	Well, no, it's not... I've hit a nerve there, have I?
1:30.6	Well, no, it's not,
1:33.4	it's just something I'd rather not divulge.
1:36.3	Yeah, I've fucking got that.
1:39.7	I'm certainly not making it sound any better, am I?
1:44.8	It was, uh, yeah, it was, was, but let's just move on.
1:51.2	Paul's got gonerry, yeah.
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