What's Normal?
What's Upset You Now?
Carousel Studios
4.6 • 629 Ratings
🗓️ 2 February 2021
⏱️ ? minutes
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By Seann Walsh and Paul McCaffrey
Produced by Joel Porter
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| 0:29.6 | The road stretches before you, but there's trouble ahead, stationary cars. You're faced with |
| 0:34.7 | the McDonald's side mission. Do you, A, join the ever-growing |
| 0:39.0 | Q, or B, take the next exit and treat yourself to a glorious Mackey's? |
| 0:45.0 | Detouring to McDonald's. Start your side mission today. What's upset you now? |
| 1:04.3 | Right, so as you know, I am not great with, like, phones and technology. |
| 1:10.7 | Yeah, or anything. Well, that well a little bit strong but okay fine |
| 1:15.8 | what are you great what are you great at what am i great at um i mean that is a bold star |
| 1:24.8 | i mean i'm not bad i'd say what i'm I'd tell you what I'm great at. I'd tell you what I'm great at. Genuinely, roll-ups. Oh, I can make a good roll-up. Yeah, there you go. I could do good smoke rings. Can you? Yeah, really good. Impressive. Oh, I envy that. Because I can lock my jaw. Yeah, very good I can also, I've got quite a lot of double-jointed fingers, so I could do sort of weird stuff |
| 1:49.0 | in my hands. |
| 1:50.0 | I mean, obviously you can't see this, but I can sort of put, can you do that one? |
| 1:53.0 | You pull your thumb back to your arm. |
| 1:55.0 | I can sort of bend all of my fingers so that they stick over each other like that. Yeah, that emotionally does nothing to me. Well, I'm not looking for an emotional reaction. It's not fucking shindler's lift, is it? Yeah, it's just, it's just doing enough. Oh my God. And then he bent his fingers over each other, and that was just it for me. No, but I just mean it's entirely pointless. You're not doing anything for me, you're not doing anything for yourself. Well, so are roll-ups. Well, no. If you want to start getting all philosophical about it, roll-ups are... Roll-ups are less than pointless. Well, no. Well, that depends. You get you want, you know, your body wants nicotine, you get you, you inhale, you get the nicotine. I, honestly, if I make a stranger, if someone asks for a roll-up and I make a stranger a roll-up, they always... |
| 2:44.0 | You have never made a stranger a roll-up. I fucking had. Bullshit. I have. You've... |
| 2:51.2 | What was the scenario? |
| 2:53.6 | It's the... |
| 2:54.0 | Honestly, look, I... |
| 2:56.0 | I would... |
| 2:57.9 | In my younger years, I would woo women with a quick roller. |
| 3:01.5 | Oh my God. |
| 3:03.8 | In my younger days, I would woo women with a roll-up. |
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