Sean Connery, Slash Gordon & a C*ck Closet with Tony Curran

Restless Natives with Martin Compston & Gordon Smart

Global

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 674 Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

FINALLY, a Hollywood actor on the podcast. This week, incredible actor, fabulous raconteur and owner of a closet full of cocks, Tony Curran joins Martin and Gordon for an hour jam packed full of chat. Stories of Sean Connery and Dustin Hoffman just to name a few, plus footie chat, times we've gone "full Compston", Tony's Slash Gordon moment, his wife's cock closet, Gordon's experience with a little blue pill, fury at a car boot and so so much more. Settle in for this one! Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected]

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0:00.0	This is a global player original podcast.
0:05.0	Right, welcome to a restless Listenatives, episode number 27.
0:21.9	I am the two-time star of Good Morning Britain,
0:24.0	the Kinross Cokes' underliving players player of the year.
0:27.6	Some call me Chris, I sometimes get called Martin,
0:29.6	so just call me Coldplay, that's the nickname I'm giving myself.
0:32.4	Or as one listener has nicknamed me, not so, not so smart.
0:36.3	You are listening to a Vauxhall conference level
0:39.3	voiceover artist the drinking woman is Jamie Thorne and I'm mr Gordon Smart and joining me as
0:43.5	always from his wanked hardis in Vegas he lives like a cross between Alex Higgins and
0:51.6	George Best he's the B-tech James McAvoy, the fun-sized Jerry Butler,
0:55.7	Scotland's Most Stylish Man, 2014.
0:57.9	The one and only Mr. Martin Cubson.
1:01.0	I'm writing the intros from now on, you prick.
1:04.5	Right, Martin, just first of all,
1:06.3	you've got no beard, you had a wee haircut.
1:08.2	Is everything okay?
1:09.5	It's all right, mate.
1:10.6	Just, I got time to myself, but I'm actually jealous I'm
1:14.4	not there today. You've got that big fucking ever-vesant nuisance sitting beside you. He's in.
1:19.4	We couldn't start without his diet coke. He's got his wee hat on. He was asking for hair
1:23.7	and makeup. Just comes in like an absolute hurricane, that big ginger beauty.
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