BONUS: Tattie Scones & Ball Surgery on Balls Road

Restless Natives with Martin Compston & Gordon Smart

Global

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 674 Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2023

⏱️ 25 minutes

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In this bonus episode of your favourite unexpected food podcast, generously peppered with beautiful anecdotes, dark tendencies and lots of laughs, we're chatting the ideal Scottish breakfast, going method when making the wain's packed lunch and trouble assembling a pizza oven, plus being terrified by your 3 year old, being a top shagger and a vasectomy carried out by ZZ Top on Balls road. Yes you read that correctly. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected]

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0:00.0	This is a global player original podcast.
0:05.0	Good evening, good afternoon, Shaggars.
0:19.0	Welcome to the bonus episode of Restless Natives featuring me an amateurish shite bag of a two-time TV presenter and the one and only Martin Comston who just look at him, he's beautiful and he's got the hump because guess what everybody, I'm late.
0:35.8	I'm sorry.
0:36.9	I'm sorry. Of course you're late. I tell you who's not a top shagger,
0:40.0	whoever sorts your internet. I know. Is it Pish? Is it really Pish? It's Pish. You've just been on
0:44.6	a creepy wee look for a minute there. You come on and says, hello, is there anybody there? And then
0:49.0	that just repeated for two minutes. Hello, is there anybody there? Hello, is there anybody there? Fucking weirdo.
0:55.6	You fucking weirdo. I'm not a shagger. I'm a weirdo today, am I? I mean, the phone could be
1:00.9	ringing or the emails could be coming any minute for another episode of Good Morning Britain,
1:05.2	and you don't have any. Sorry, I joke.
1:12.9	Listen, I've got a pal that calls me. He says, when are you going back to the retirement village?
1:18.7	Oh, mate, right.
1:19.8	Goodbye Goghzee.
1:20.7	How are you, pal?
1:21.7	Goodbye, gogsie, I'm brilliant.
1:22.8	I'm all the better for seeing your lovely face
1:24.4	And Imogen is with us today
1:25.8	because she's been really busy recently
1:27.9	I'm getting a bit worried that she's having an affair with somebody not us what you think?
1:32.5	What, did you have another podcast?
1:34.3	Aye.
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