BONUS: Fury at a Bike & Gordon the Handsome Barman

Restless Natives with Martin Compston & Gordon Smart

Global

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 674 Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2023

⏱️ 24 minutes

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In today's list of bonus topics that don't make sense on paper, but complete sense in context of this podcast: pineapple in a toastie, sibling knife fights, fury at bikes, kids being bastards, an exploding car window and Gordon, the Handsome Barman. Enjoy! Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected]

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0:00.0	This is a global player original podcast.
0:05.0	Welcome to episode.
0:06.0	The bonus ball, the little extra fella you get at the bottom of the bag of chips. It's the scraps, we like to call it.
0:25.6	I thought that. You were going to say that's me, the little extra film.
0:28.6	It's Martin comes to the Gordon Smart, bringing you a wee bit of Friday joy, hopefully, a break from the misery of the news agenda. Right, welcome back to Restless Native's bonus episode.
0:38.1	We've got some lovely messages to go through here, Martin.
0:40.2	So you've not seen these before and present them to you the first time.
0:42.7	That's right, in it?
0:43.8	Yeah.
0:44.7	So here we go.
0:45.1	This is from Maureen.
0:46.1	Hello, Gordon and Martin.
0:47.0	My recommendation is to try a cheese and pineapple toasty.
0:50.5	Delicious, loving your podcasts. That's Maureen in Udingston, Martin.
0:57.5	Maureen, I really appreciate you taking the time to say that,
1:00.2	but please don't send that message to anybody ever again.
1:01.8	A pineapple toasty.
1:03.8	It's a Mexican.
1:07.9	Mate, pineapple should you, you should eat pineapple on its own or on a fruit platter?
1:09.1	Yeah.
1:09.8	This will be the hell I die on.
1:10.9	What about with a cocktail stick, a bit of cheddar cheese and a pickled onion?
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