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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2025

⏱️ 154 minutes

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Originally Aired September 11, 2025: Our boss Derek Madden joins the show. Cuck around and find out. Everything you've ever wanted to know about spotting hookers in Vegas.

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0:00.0	Hey podcast pals.
0:01.3	Dana here to give you a friendly reminder before we get to our award-winning podcast
0:05.5	that now is the best time to get your furnace tuned up before we take a shot to the face
0:10.3	with cold Minnesota weather.
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0:16.8	but they won't last long.
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0:38.9	The 93x half-ass morning show.
0:43.0	93 air.
0:50.5	Unbelievable.
0:54.3	Four days in a row with this already.
0:57.0	It's Thursday, Josh.
0:58.5	Where is your level of Jay Cutler?
1:01.2	Have you hit full Jay Cutler yet?
1:03.2	Are you on your way?
1:04.5	What's funny is I was telling Josh when I walked in this morning,
1:08.4	I got that Friday feeling on a friggin Thursday. I got that Jay Cutler
1:12.9	vibe. I do.
1:15.0	Well, you specifically said it kind of
1:16.6	started last night. Started last night.
1:19.8	And we got
1:20.6	one more to go after this one is over. Hello,
	...

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