4.8 • 942 Ratings
🗓️ 12 September 2025
⏱️ 147 minutes
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Originally Aired September 12, 2025: Vikings captain and three-time Pro Bowler Andrew DePaola. National Video Game Day. Everything you've ever wanted to know about buying toilet paper in Mexico.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey podcast pals. |
| 0:01.3 | Dana here to give you a friendly reminder before we get to our award-winning podcast |
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| 0:39.3 | The 93x half-assed morning show. |
| 0:42.7 | Ninety-three air. |
| 0:50.0 | Starting off with, uh, starting off the show with Highway to Hell. |
| 0:57.4 | There's that oasis that folks were asking for a couple days ago. |
| 1:00.5 | That's not oasis. |
| 1:01.5 | We got that out of the way. |
| 1:02.6 | They're from different countries. |
| 1:04.1 | It's a completely different style. |
| 1:06.0 | Let's try and make this one count, boys. |
| 1:07.9 | It's the final final. |
| 1:11.0 | You know, this is what's going to set the vibe for the entire weekend. |
| 1:14.5 | So let's at least try to, if it doesn't work out, don't get me wrong, I'll be fine. |
| 1:22.0 | But we ought to at least try to, you know, welcome to the half-ass morning show. |
| 1:28.9 | Let me be the first one to wish you a wonderful and safe weekend. |
| 1:33.4 | Let me, uh, let you in on this and that later on today. |
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