Iron Crotch Masters
The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 4.6K Ratings
🗓️ 16 December 2020
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
Anthony and Gregg talk about a homeless fan following Anthony and Gregg's family not leaving for the holidays. A man shot his doctor after accidentally ejaculating, China's Iron Crotch Masters fight to keep painful tradition , and the Boy Scouts create a hug booth for the elderly.
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| 0:48.0 | And is that it this week? Can I go? Yeah go ahead. |
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| 1:18.0 | Your loved ones, your parents, your children. Well, thank you. |
| 1:23.0 | On this episode coming up we've got Iron Crotch Kung Fu. Did you hear me? That's all you need to know. |
| 1:29.0 | We've got Iron Crotch Kung Fu coming up episode 83 of the Jessel Nick and Rosenthal Vanity Project. |
| 1:36.0 | JRP. Junior Vice President. |
| 1:39.0 | Hey Tina, is this the way they wear their jackets back at the mental hospital? |
| 1:44.0 | Jessel Nick's back with a reference no one gets. Every time everybody gets it, everybody gets it. |
| 1:56.0 | Everyone knows what movie I'm quoting. |
| 1:59.0 | Friday 13th Part 7. |
| 2:02.0 | I just wanted to, I've been going deep on the quotes and I thought, you know, I'm going to come up with a quote from Friday 13th Part 7. |
| 2:08.0 | It's my favorite Friday 13th movie and that was the best one they had. They really wasn't a second place. |
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