Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus podcast.

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And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon update.

I'm Christopher Titus, and this is still the Armageddon Update.

Today, I need to talk to you about this here update.

You know, after watching all the voices on the 140 news channels and the propaganda shows,

it can kind of tucker you out.

With the millions of podcasts, Twitter and Facebook and Reddit, there are a billion voices

screaming into the bullshit void, and if you were trying to figure out which one is right,

it might take a million years, or you could just Google it in three seconds.

See, that's the problem.

You can either look for respected news outlets with reputations and Pulitzer Prize winning

writers, or you can look for comedians like me.

The Armageddon Update has tried to always be factual and funny, truthful, and yet still make you titter.

I like to think we scream from the Sane Center. We here at the Titus

podcast slash Armageddon Update. Love this country and the freedom to joke about

douchebags that don't love it as much as we do. We also love it enough to make it better.

You can love something, people, and still call it out for it's pure bullshit.

I'm looking at you, Uncle Matt.

I mean, for God's sakes, nobody can get a handle on a crystal meth addiction.

How about me?

And no one was attacking you, Matt.

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