It's Just A Joke!

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Update, Armageddon, Comedy, Arts, Titus, Performing Arts, Christophertitus, Funny, Angrypursuit, News

4.5 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2021

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Titus, Bombshell, and The Hylinder talk about fun things that make you happy and feel good... like Big Bird, Green Eggs & Ham, and Crystal Meth.

#TitusPodcast ...because the world is a clown show.

For Christopher Titus tour dates, specials, and merch visit: https://www.christophertitus.com/

For Rachel Bradley tour dates and merch visit: https://www.rachelbradleycomedy.com/

For The Hylinder’s music and merch visit: https://www.thewillingbureau.com

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0:00.0	Hey guys, this is The Highlander from The Titus Podcast.
0:11.6	This episode is brought to you by LiquidIV, Indochino Clothing, and Fields.com.
0:16.8	And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update!
0:19.8	I'm Christopher Titus, and I'm going to get an update!
0:25.0	A horrible drug that destroys lives, dental work, and members of Congress.
0:29.6	Yeah, it makes you a twitch and turn and spaz and do insane things.
0:33.4	This right here?
0:34.8	This is Paul Gosart.
0:36.5	These are ballots that can't go to the machine for smudges, tears, whatever.
0:41.4	And do a new one with judges from both sides of the aisle, looking over, making sure that
0:46.6	it is done right.
0:52.6	Ironically, a dentist now.
0:55.3	Threatening anyone with death is a crime, but threatening a sitting member of Congress
0:59.0	or president can get your tour canceled and your career and the FBI and CIA investigating
1:05.3	you.
1:06.3	This is my friend Kathy Griffin.
1:07.5	She took a picture.
1:08.5	A joke.
1:09.5	Now, whether you find this joke funny or not, real killers don't show their faces or do
1:13.9	murder promo.
1:14.9	She's a comedian.
1:16.6	Her life was destroyed for three years.
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