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Christopher Titus

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4.5 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2021

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

This week, the gun-loving right's protest potshot prince, Kyle Rittenhouse, was found not guilty for shooting three people and killing two... and it was declared self-defense!?! The gang talks about it with special guest, Trae Crowder (Writer-comedian, The Liberal Redneck).

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0:00.0	Hey guys, this is The Highlander from The Titus Podcast.
0:11.8	This episode is brought to you by Harry's Razors and Butcherbox.com.
0:15.7	And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon.
0:17.8	No, Jake!
0:18.8	I'm Christopher Titus and this!
0:21.8	People!
0:22.8	Is the Armageddon update?
0:23.8	Well, it finally happened.
0:24.8	After years of trying to declare open season on protesters by the gun loving right, you
0:28.6	know, the people who walked the world so gutless and scared they need a grenade launcher to open
0:34.7	carry in a subway.
0:35.7	Because you better get that BLT right boy.
0:39.0	Well this week their protestor shooting Prince of Potshots, Kyle Rittnaus, was found
0:43.2	not guilty for shooting three people and killing two.
0:46.6	It was declared self-defense and just to be clear, all we heard about the case was plagued
0:50.7	with rumors.
0:51.7	People calm down, he didn't take the gun across state lines.
0:54.6	It was hard, he's there waiting for him with a buddy.
0:57.1	His mom didn't drop him off his dad lives there and he was staying with a friend who was
1:01.4	holding an AR-15 for him.
1:04.8	Social media is just a rumor filled cesspool of conspiracy theories and disinformation.
1:15.4	You know, so you can believe none of what you hear and even less of what you tweet guilty.
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