Screaming From The Sane Center
Titus Podcast
Christopher Titus
4.5 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 20 November 2021
⏱️ 98 minutes
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Summary
After watching all the voices on the 14 news channels, the propaganda shows, it kind of “Tuckers” you out. The Titus Podcast has tried to always be factual and funny, truthful, and yet... make you titter. I like to think we scream from the sane center. This week we have special guest, stand-up comedian, and Emmy-nominated writer for CONAN, Laurie Kilmartin.
Titus Podcast... Scream Sanity!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus Podcast. |
| 0:11.7 | This episode is brought to you by Logitech Ultimate Ears and HelloFresh.com. |
| 0:16.2 | And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update. |
| 0:19.1 | I'm Christopher Titus and this is still the Armageddon Update. |
| 0:24.0 | Today I need to talk to you about this here update. |
| 0:27.4 | You know after watching all the voices on the 140 news channels and the propaganda shows, |
| 0:32.7 | it can kinda... |
| 0:34.0 | Tucker you out. |
| 0:35.6 | With the millions of podcasts, Twitter and Facebook and Reddit, there are a billion voices |
| 0:40.2 | screaming into the bullshit void. |
| 0:42.6 | And if you are trying to figure out which one is right, it might take a million years. |
| 0:47.1 | Or you could just google it in 3 seconds. |
| 0:50.5 | See that's the problem. |
| 0:52.0 | You can either look for respected news outlets with reputations and Pulitzer prize winning |
| 0:57.7 | writers. |
| 0:59.2 | Or you can look for comedians like me. |
| 1:01.6 | The Armageddon Update has tried to always be factual and funny. |
| 1:05.2 | Truthful and yet still make you titter. |
| 1:09.6 | I like to think we scream from the same center. |
| 1:12.3 | We here at the Titus Podcast slash Armageddon Update love this country and the freedom to |
| 1:17.8 | joke about douchebags that don't love it as much as we do. |
| 1:21.0 | We also love it enough to make it better. |
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