Scrambled Egg Dick Farts
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 19 January 2026
⏱️ 38 minutes
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🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Episode: Support the Show A holiday episode packed with racism, religion, eggs, assholes, and the medical benefits of huffing ass gas. Happy MLK Day, Freaks. Links: A Freak’s Family Go Fund Me Campaign – Help If You Can! Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
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| 0:00.0 | Franks, it's Monday, January 19th, 2026. Coming up on the program today, Mead Skelton accuses my mom of being a toxic Jezebel. Plus, scrambled egg dick farts. We revisit the great Martin Luther King Jr. male dispute of 2010. And becoming a sniff freak could save your brain. All coming up today. |
| 0:23.1 | Today's episode of Distorted View Daily is brought to you by this weekend's starving artist sale, Saturday and Sunday at the Cleveland Expo Center. |
| 0:32.4 | Boats, big fucking yachts, seascapes, oceans, lighthouses. These are just some of the shitty paintings you'll find at the Cleveland Expo Center this weekend. Seagulls flying high towards a glowing orange sun. $20. A sailboat on a calm summer night. $20. A lakeside cabin. |
| 0:54.8 | $20. |
| 0:55.9 | Big paintings to cover up holes in your walls. |
| 0:59.3 | Little paintings to decorate a never-use guest bedroom. |
| 1:02.8 | No-name artists trying to scrape together rent money. |
| 1:05.6 | Make them an offer. |
| 1:07.3 | Chew them down to $10. |
| 1:09.6 | They'll even hang the paintings in your house. |
| 1:12.8 | These are very desperate people who made a very poor career choice. |
| 1:17.2 | Their bad life decisions are your ticket to mediocre artwork cheap. |
| 1:21.8 | Come check out the assholes who watch one too many episodes of Bob Ross's The Joy of Painting this weekend at the Cleveland Expo Center. |
| 1:29.6 | It's Distorted View Daily with Tim Henson. |
| 1:33.4 | Where did I park my car? |
| 1:36.2 | Oh, no. |
| 1:37.9 | Congratulations. You've been selected to receive... |
| 1:40.7 | Hey, you know something? |
| 1:42.8 | No, what? |
| 1:43.8 | I had a wet dream last night. |
| 1:45.4 | Yes, Demetson back here with you to kick off a new week of programs. |
| 1:50.0 | It's a bit of a holiday here in the U.S. |
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