Animal Crossing: Sex Island – Shut Down!
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 16 January 2026
⏱️ 55 minutes
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🎧Episode Summary On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily, Tim wades knee-deep into piss-soaked humiliation, sovereign citizen delusions, Family Dollar combat, corrupt cops, and yet another depressing batch of celebOn Today’s Show DV Housekeeping Spread the distortion. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, freaks, it's Friday, January 16th, 2026. |
| 0:04.7 | Coming up on the program today, aggravated Dorito chip spitting. |
| 0:08.1 | Plus, mean, Skelton is the rat king. |
| 0:10.9 | The dangers of breaking up with your girlfriend while driving at fast speeds. |
| 0:14.6 | And an animal crossing brothel gets shut down by Nintendo. |
| 0:18.4 | All this was your voicemails. |
| 0:20.1 | Jetty! |
| 0:23.9 | Distorted View Daily, proudly presents great moments in city council meetings. |
| 0:31.9 | And these kids are not ready to be parents, nor are they ready to have AIDS, and they have to have this straightforward |
| 0:40.7 | education in these grades. |
| 0:43.6 | I don't think any of these people know that you can have sexual satisfaction without taking |
| 0:48.7 | your clothes off. |
| 0:50.8 | I, okay, embarrassment. |
| 0:53.1 | I'm 56 years old and I'm a virgin. |
| 0:56.4 | I'm sorry. |
| 0:57.4 | Technically. |
| 0:58.3 | Has the bell gone off? |
| 0:59.7 | Well, the bell has not gone off, but testimony should be relevant to the item before. |
| 1:04.0 | The item is health. |
| 1:06.1 | I believe the item you're discussing is what we did yesterday as to whether health would remain |
| 1:11.6 | in the high school curriculum or not. |
| 1:14.0 | Okay, I'm sorry. |
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