Frozen Cum Facials and a Saber-Toothed Twat
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 21 January 2026
⏱️ 50 minutes
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🎧Episode Summary OSpunk cubes. Vagina teeth. Prism paranoia. Just another calm Wednesday. On today’s episode: PLUS:Listener messages, Patreon shout-outs, Discord love, voicemail chaos, and the usual reminder that tomorrow’s episode is Sideshow-exclusive. 🎧 Support the show:Sideshow memberships, Patreon, listener sponsorships, voicemails, texts, social media, and spreading the distortion STD. Links: A Freak’s Family Go Fund […]
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Freaks, it's Wednesday, January 21st, 2026. |
| 0:04.5 | Coming up on the program today, spunk-dunk-dunking your face with frozen semen. |
| 0:08.7 | Plus, the unruly Uber passenger with a biting vagina, which sex position do women hate the most, and using testicle cheese to wax your mustache. |
| 0:18.5 | All this, but your voicemails today. |
| 0:23.5 | Distorted View Daily. |
| 0:25.4 | Proudly presents Prisms. |
| 0:28.3 | A rainbow gift from nature? |
| 0:30.3 | Or nefarious government secret up mind control experiment? |
| 0:34.1 | I'm just wondering what the heck is in our water supply, what the heck is in our oxygen supply |
| 0:40.3 | of the metallic oxide salt that create a rainbow effect in a sprinkler. |
| 0:47.3 | What is oozing out of our ground that allows this type of effect to happen. |
| 0:55.0 | Not just around our sun and our moon anymore. |
| 0:58.0 | Everywhere we look, the visible spectrum is rainbows. |
| 1:06.0 | This cannot be natural. |
| 1:09.0 | We all know it wasn't something that happened 20 years ago, but now it's happening now. |
| 1:21.2 | We as a nation have got to ask ourselves what the hell is going on. |
| 1:27.2 | What is oozing out of our ground? |
| 1:29.6 | It's Distorted View Daily with Tim Henson. |
| 1:33.3 | A lot of hot liquid poo just went out all it was. |
| 1:37.7 | I just want to say, how dare you? |
| 1:41.0 | Crystal Matt loosens up your butthole. |
| 1:43.2 | Do you like this? |
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