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You think the history was crazy?

Just wait until we get into the theories.

Follow me down the rabbit hole about Scientology.

Again.

Thank you. Follow me down the rabbit hole about Scientology. Again. Hello, friends, and welcome back to the rabbit hole.

I'm your host, Danny, and today we are talking Scientology Part 2.

I had one of you actually reach out to me and you said that it might be a three-parter.

I don't know if it's going to be three parts yet.

I have a bunch of theories written down.

I feel like I don't have all the theories about Scientology covered. I tried really hard. There's so much out there. So if I don't get through everything, I'm going to try to find even more things for next week. I want it to be two parts, but if it's three parts,

well, that's okay too. So, hello, welcome. I hope that you all enjoyed my little mini episode about the emergency alert system that's coming out today, as well as turning off your phones,

even if that means that you don't listen to my podcast,

that's okay. Keep yourself safe and then turn them back on, listen to the podcast after that.

So without further ado, let's get into this.

But actually, before I get into this, I need to put a little disclaimer on this episode because I'm not trying to be sued and

Scientology loves to sue people. So I want to say that I'm reporting the theories in which I found on

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