Anti-Maskholes
Titus Podcast
Christopher Titus
4.6 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 11 July 2020
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
After EVERYTHING SCIENCE HAS SAID ABOUT COVID19 has come true, not wearing a mask is a now a sign of brain damage. We no longer have to ask if you're stupid, we can just see it. Thank you for making it easy on us. Titus, Bombshell and The Highlander tear apart the excuses and then talk about farting, so... same old, same old.
Because the world is a clown show, This is the Titus/Armageddon Update Podcast
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, everybody. This is Dennis and the Titus Podcast. |
| 0:10.4 | Brought you today by Liquid Ivy and Combustion Live. Go tocombustion Live.com to see your |
| 0:15.7 | upcoming shows. And now what's the hour again? Update? Christopher Titus! I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon update. And I just want to be clear. My hands are washed. The camera and I are social distance. But my temperature is a bit hot because of you. I don't want to wear a mask. My freedom is being messed with. That man harassed me for not wearing a mask. I have a breathing problem. Back on the It's angry. Threat me again. Dushbags. On the other side of the same brain dead coin, the, I ain't no pussy, I'm wearing no panties on my face. Who doesn't want to wear panties on their face? The one thing that's people have in common is the lack of GEDs, critical thinking, |
| 0:54.7 | or any books that don't pop up. Our president is the king of these morons and these mouth |
| 0:59.0 | breathers follow him like he's going to give them new Nikes, convince him to drink some cyanide |
| 1:03.4 | grape Kool-Aid so they can hit your right on common. Heyobop. You know, Bruce Springsteen |
| 1:07.3 | once said, Blind faith in your leaders or in anything will get you killed. |
| 1:14.3 | And as always, the boss was dead on. |
| 1:16.5 | People are dying because they listen to a leader. |
| 1:19.1 | Trump wouldn't wear a mask, this simple piece of fabric. |
| 1:21.8 | So instead, he gave the morons a voice and a reason to not wear a mask. |
| 1:25.6 | And guess what? |
| 1:26.2 | Good news, our moron death rate is skyrocketing. As is the families, these clowns are infecting. In fact, remember his rally in Tulsa a little while ago where no one wore masks, no one's social distance and no one showed up? Well, actually, 6,000 people showed up in a 19,000-seed arena in Tulsa. And now Tulsa's COVID infection rate is spiking. |
| 1:44.9 | In fact, last two days it went up 500 cases with a 14 to 21 day incubation rate. He hit the dumb-ass mega sweet spot. You can pretty much nail down that the Trump rally doubled daily cases. Doubled. Yeah, thank God you guys sign those. If you die, you die. Trump's not responsible.'s not responsible waivers yeah don't feel stupid people |
| 2:01.5 | you just are no social distancing and no masks yeah you really own that microscopic virus and the |
| 2:07.6 | libs you just can't really gloat about it because you're on a fucking ventilator some said jesus will |
| 2:12.8 | protect me hey guys if jesus gave you an immune system he also gave us the virus and didn't he also |
| 2:17.4 | give us masks? |
| 2:18.8 | I mean, he's pretty much a one-stop Messiah. |
| 2:21.3 | Masks work, period. |
| 2:22.9 | Well, then why did Fauci say they didn't work at first? |
| 2:25.1 | Well, the answer is because our commander in Cheat didn't have our national stockpile restocked after three years. |
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