A Very Flagrant Christmas

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Comedy

4.6 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2025

⏱️ 90 minutes

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YERRR – it’s a Flagrant Christmas special, and the boys are ashy, blistered, and wildly unhinged. We’re talkin’: – Andrew’s busted lip, Overrated holiday movies, – Gen Z brain rot, and a studio romance?! – Skaters wiping out, crimes before death, and David’s community peen – Plus: the Flagrant Christmas Quiz, hopes for 2026, and the New Yorker of the Week All that and more on this week’s festive episode of FLAGRANT. INDULGE. 0:00 What’s up with Andrew’s lip? 5:18 Christmas games 7:25 Worst Christmas movies + Overrated 11:42 Cranky Alexx + Turn off laughter 13:30 Laughing gas singing 17:52 Skateboarding is INSANE + Embarrassing slips 23:27 Flagrant Studio Romance??? 35:11 David’s community peen + Karen 41:03 Before death, something surely? 43:50 Commit a crime, will never happen again 50:13 This is real love + “Deviated Septum” 53:58 Hopes for 2026, WC + Eileen Gu 1:02:28 Flagrant Christmas Quiz of the Year 1:16:24 Gen Z brain rot 1:21:11 New Yorker of the Week 1:27:49 And the winner is… This episode is sponsored by Kalshi. This episode is sponsored by Sesh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You took a bite.
0:01.1	I didn't even live, bro.
0:01.9	What is that?
0:02.5	Son, I can't even defend it.
0:04.5	It's like, I might as well just be like I got herpes because if I describe it,
0:08.3	you're not going to believe me, so. Okay, yeah, tell your lie. Yeah, I know. That's a good way to position it. That is a good position. I don't know exactly. It's a great way in position. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. How do I even get out of this?
0:21.3	I thought it was going to heal. I was putting
0:22.9	fucking ointments on that shit for the last two days.
0:25.1	Like, yo, please God let this shit be healed by Flagra.
0:28.1	No, nothing. Your girl's giving you shit. She's like, put this on it.
0:30.9	I was on stage last night looking the whole front row like, please, Lord, don't let him spit on me with that fucking herbie on his lip.
0:38.3	Yeah.
0:53.7	So, anyway, so yeah, that's what it is. His story was that he peeled off, like, a little piece of skin. My lips were dry and cracked, and I had peeled a little piece of skin off. Oh, you asked him about the herb, right? Yeah, yeah. Yesterday, it was way worse. It looked crazy yesterday. He's projecting, bro, because he's ashy. I know, I know.
0:54.3	Because he's an ashy little YW.
0:56.0	I'm an ashy little YW.
1:11.7	I am an ashy little YW. He's an ashy little YW. Look how ashy I am, dude. He's trying to show up his calf. Come on. Don't let him. Don't let him. Don't let him. You can't tell. You got Asian calves. That's a compliment. Yeah, that is. The rest of you is frail, but the calves is right. You don't even need to save the other part.
1:13.5	You mustered up the courage and comp, That's a compliment. Yeah, that is. Yeah, your cats are. The rest of you is frail, but the calves is right.
1:11.7	You don't even need to say the other part.
1:13.4	You mustered up the courage to compliment me. Let's just sit in that. You can't. I thought you meant. Yeah, but I'm tough up top and my bottom is frail. When you said Asian cats, I thought you meant that I had like sparsely growing hair on them. Oh, also that.
1:25.4	Asian's got like about seven hairs tops.
1:27.4	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:28.8	Yeah, and they dispersed.
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