Schrödinger’s Poo
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 13 April 2026
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
Pete’s been using an angle grinder and it’s made his cabin smell awful. Luke’s son is reassuring him that he hasn’t done a poo. All is right in the world.
Today’s topics include the natural beauty of Norfolk, the deaths of Margaret Thatcher and Osama Bin Laden and the wonders of what3words. Don’t die in an embarrassing quadrant, whatever you do.
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The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.
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| 0:00.0 | Mr Luke |
| 0:06.3 | What? |
| 0:07.2 | No, don't fucking say you that when I'm in the middle of talking. |
| 0:10.0 | Oh, what? |
| 0:10.3 | You weren't in the middle of talking? |
| 0:11.5 | And that is just rude |
| 0:13.0 | because I was starting the show |
| 0:14.4 | and then you decided to start talking about some nonsense. |
| 0:17.5 | Look. |
| 0:19.0 | What, you've got a sticker on the back of your laptop? |
| 0:21.4 | New one. |
| 0:22.5 | New one. You're talking like my daughter? New one. It's a new logo? New one, daddy. Oh, it's a new logo. Right. Where did you get a sticker from? It arrived today. Did you order a stack of them? Where's it? Where's my one? Goddive. They arrived today and you were at home. |
| 0:37.7 | Oh, God. |
| 0:38.9 | Every excuse in the book. |
| 0:40.3 | All right, go on then. |
| 0:41.0 | Now do you little... Where's it? Where's my one? God, they arrived today and you were at home. |
| 0:38.7 | Oh, God. |
| 0:40.2 | Every excuse in the book. |
| 0:41.0 | All right, go on then. |
| 0:41.8 | Now do your little intro. |
| 0:45.4 | Sluken Pete show again. |
| 0:47.8 | How many of these have we done? |
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