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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Schiefer Madness: Few Things Considered

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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Comedy

4.85.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2020

⏱️ 33 minutes

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0:00.0

Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written by

0:08.6

people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me I

0:14.7

wanted to like this podcast but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

0:30.0

She for madness at the man is that we have. It's named after our last name and

0:42.1

something about drugs that we don't really know or end up never watched. No but we

0:46.5

know of it and there's a musical version that we need to watch too. That everyone

0:49.8

keeps messaging us that we should probably watch so we finally understand

0:53.7

our own reference. Welcome to she for madness. This is another coronavirus

0:58.9

episode in which we read reviews that you have sent to us that you found

1:05.5

that pertain to the current global crisis also known as COVID-19. Thank you for

1:11.6

that informative introduction. I studied broadcast journalism if you didn't

1:17.2

know that so sometimes I like to you know show off my chops. Well they're

1:23.4

incredible. Thank you. Well everyone this is all things considered. We're gonna go

1:29.9

ahead and. This is actually one thing considered. Very few things considered.

1:36.2

Very few things considered with Alex and Christine and not Michelle Norris.

1:43.4

That's our title she for madness few things considered. Okay. We crack ourselves up.

1:49.6

The funniest thing I've ever heard. I don't know why. Okay. This is so dumb. Okay.

1:57.4

It's a bonus episode. We can do what we want. Okay. I'm just gonna read something.

2:02.6

Thank you. So here's an email from Lauren who says hello she for Sibs. Hope you are

2:06.4

staying healthy and sane. No, not to the second part. Or the first part based on my

2:11.6

recent eating habits but I was browsing face masks on Amazon and my mom's urging

2:17.0

following the CDC's recommendation that we all wear face masks and I found some reviews.

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