79: Reviews of Water Parks

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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Comedy

4.8 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2020

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Between the indiscriminate pooping, tea bags, and bodily excreted waste... this might be our grossest episode yet. But if you can make it through, you can hear our mother's favorite joke. Well, maybe that's the worst part of the episode. We'll let you be the judge. See you in our next show, "Yelper Nightmares!"

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0:00.0	This week on historical hyenas join our top panel of comedians as we take us
0:06.1	So okay, are you still in the bath? Yes, I'm listening to my podcast. Can I come in?
0:11.6	No, no, no, no! Just need to grab the claw clippers. Don't worry, I'll cover my eyes
0:16.3	What? Whoa!
0:18.2	Scars, look at the falling!
0:20.0	I'm still not looking!
0:24.0	And I'm not listening to my podcast. Don't want batting, mere catting!
0:29.0	Simple!
0:30.6	Welcome to Beach to Sandy Water to Wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written by
0:38.7	people who just need the world to know what they think.
0:43.4	Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.
0:59.0	Hi everybody, it's Alex and Christine, your favorite smooth talk and radio hosts here to
1:12.4	give you the scoop on water parks. Oh yeah, we're smooth.
1:18.8	Give us scoop about dirty water. I'm not, I'm not smooth today.
1:23.8	I think we should come up with a game where we list the grossest things we read that people
1:29.4	found in the water at water parks. Honestly, I didn't see many. Oh, okay, I win.
1:36.0	Yeah, oh god, are you gonna have reviews of that?
1:39.1	Uh-huh. Oh good, because yeah, I did not have anything. No one found anything gross.
1:43.3	They just like commented on the urine smell, that's it. Oh good.
1:47.8	Cool, well, should I just start? Do we have any other announcements?
1:51.5	No, I think not. I think we should just dive right in.
1:55.8	Oh, did you write these down?
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