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🗓️ 31 December 2015
⏱️ 60 minutes
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0:00.0 | Warning, we have an annual profanity quote on the show and we're way behind. |
0:06.0 | This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by the new homeopathic beverage |
0:10.6 | remedy for people who think they know medicine better than doctors. |
0:15.5 | Dilutions of grandeur, unsmart water. |
0:18.7 | Have you ever noticed how most bottled water doesn't contain small amounts of a disease |
0:22.5 | causing pathogen? |
0:24.3 | So did we. |
0:25.6 | We're pretty sure that's no coincidence, so we solved that problem. |
0:30.4 | You're welcome. |
0:31.4 | Dilutions of grandeur, unsmart water. |
0:34.7 | If all else fails, we'll inject you with viruses and throw you in the ocean. |
0:39.6 | And now, The Skating Atheist. |
0:41.7 | Uh, hey guys, this is God. |
0:44.0 | I understand you finished my book looking for feedback. |
0:48.4 | Be honest. |
0:49.4 | Be honest. |
0:50.4 | Nothing's so far from it. |
0:52.3 | As we did in fact evolve from filthy blood. |
0:59.3 | Ehh, it's Thursday. |
1:09.3 | Is the day before next year. |
1:11.0 | And I like to pretend people with crosses around their neck are just really big fans of |
1:14.7 | Cartesian coordinates. |
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