ScathingAtheist 151: Illumi-Naughty Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2016

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode we learn why the bible is lying from an expert on lying; a biblical scholar teaches us how the rib bone is connected to the dick bone; and we'll learn that you don't have to be religious to be full of shit. But it helps.

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0:00.0	Warning, our New Year's resolution said nothing to do with saying fuck less.
0:05.1	This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by the new police procedural
0:09.7	show about prescandles in Vatican City.
0:13.3	Law and Order SVU-Crest.
0:15.2	In the sex criminal justice system, pedophiles are represented by two separate yet equally
0:20.2	important groups.
0:21.4	The Vatican City police who pretend to investigate crime and the district attorneys who
0:25.2	quit the offenders, these are their stories.
0:29.9	And now The Skating Atheist.
0:32.4	Hello, this is the Emperor of California from the Atheist Apocalypse Podcast.
0:38.2	I know you are expecting me to say, Astor Levysta will get through the chopper, but you
0:43.7	weren't expecting me to say, rubber baby buggy bumpers.
0:48.0	Ah, and we did in fact evolve from 50 monkey men, the idiots.
0:53.0	Now we've got what you wanted, co-hagen, give these people air and put that cookie down.
1:00.0	Hey, it's Thursday.
1:07.8	It's January 7th.
1:18.6	An alternate side of the street parking is in effect unless Emmon Bundy occupies the
1:23.2	Pentagon.
1:24.2	I'm Noah Luzon's.
1:25.2	I'm Heath N.R.E.
1:26.2	And from home on the gun range, I'll dosta Georgia, this is The Skating Atheist.
1:31.3	On this week's episode, we'll learn why the Bible is lying from an expert on lying.
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