Oneing, we're not going to do easy on Jesus just because of his birthday.

This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by the new Persecution Strategy Guide for Atheists at Holiday Time,

the art of war on Christmas, snow thine enemy.

And as we've come to learn, it's all about confusion.

It appears happy when you're actually merry and merry when you're actually happy. They hate that.

The supreme art of war is to terrify Christians without actually doing anything.

So great job everyone and happy fucking holidays.

And now The Skating Atheist.

This is Sharon Bush from the Unbuckling the Bobble Belt Podcast.

And I'd like to report that it did take more than just sharing Bush to ensure that we evolved from Filthy Mochi-Man.

It's Thursday.

It's December 24th.

And Literature's most famous rapespawn was fake born tomorrow. Let us pray.

Or not. I'm no illusions.

I'm Heath and right. And from dreaming of a white trash Christmas, felt Dosta Georgia this,

it's the skating atheist.

On this week's episode we'll meet a group of people so crazy that they're disappointed when their cracker isn't bleeding.

Mother Teresa is rewarded for her breakthrough in post-miss oncology.

And Lucinda will be here to finish off the only book in the Bible worth reading.

But first, the Dietribe.

When I read over last week's Dietribe, I knew it was going to create a few misconceptions.

You know, I could have gone back in and added a little tangent here and there to clarify, but it would have fucked up the narrative flow.

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