ScathingAtheist 148: Apocalypse Now Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Other, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2015

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode, Cindy Lou Who will receive a Congressional Medal of Honor, the Catholics will sigh with relief upon realizing their latest sex scandal was just a dude stealing from the collection plate to pay a gay male porn star to pee on him, and Lucinda will join us in learning that the Bible definitely saved the best for last.

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0:00.0	Warning, the following podcast is basically wall-to-wall obscenities.
0:04.4	This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by Harold Camping's new brand
0:09.2	of insecticide for the apocalypse.
0:12.3	End of sprays Locust repellent.
0:14.7	Did you just read the book of Revelation?
0:17.2	Pretty sure you're not going to get raptured before all the shit goes down?
0:21.0	Hoping to do some hiking near the abyss of Hades while the world collapses around you?
0:24.7	Well, we've got the Locust Demon Bug spray for you.
0:28.8	End of sprays Locust repellent.
0:31.2	Prevents up to 90% of sexual assaults by flying scorpions when combined with not dressing
0:36.1	slutty.
0:37.5	And now The Skating Atheist.
0:39.5	Hi, this is Adam Collins from the Atheist of Facebook online convention, where we bring
0:44.6	these conventions to you, to your home, for free.
0:48.5	Join us this January 2nd 2016 on our YouTube page at youtube.com slash Atheist of Facebook
0:56.3	and find our event page on Facebook by searching for Atheist of Facebook online convention.
1:02.5	And despite what dumbass is say, we did in fact evolve from filthy, funky men.
1:11.6	Ah, it's Thursday.
1:19.6	It's December 17th.
1:21.1	And George Lucas just created another generation of overweight nerds with way too many action
1:25.8	figures.
1:26.8	And we are excited.
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