ScathingAtheist 147: Gross Point Blankenagel Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2015

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode, Bryce Blankenagel of the Naked Mormonism podcast returns to remind us that some of the scariest religious terrorists our country has ever faced were wearing magic underwear; Donald Trump suggests we give all the Muslims a Syrial number; and David Smalley of Dogma Debate Radio joins us to learn that he'll always be David Biggie in our hearts.

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0:00.0	Warning, if you took out the offensive parts, this podcast would be 8 minutes long and
0:04.6	consists mostly of propositions and pronouns.
0:07.8	This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by the new encrypted wireless
0:12.7	service provider for Islamic terrorists.
0:16.2	Sleepers Cellular.
0:17.2	Are you looking for a phone company with terrible puns and the Taliban with to get you more
0:23.7	Akbar's in more places than search no further?
0:28.0	We detonate better than a TNT.
0:32.1	Sleepers Cellular.
0:33.4	Can you fear me now?
0:35.1	Legal disclaimer, sleepers Cellular is not a real thing.
0:37.3	Donald Trump, if you're listening, there's no need to ban all cell phones in the United
0:39.7	States.
0:41.0	And now The Skating Atheist.
0:43.5	This is Kyle, the Facebook napkin pope, and the Divine napkin has revealed to me that
0:49.1	we have in fact evolved from filthy monkey napkins and sanitary napkins.
0:56.1	Hey, it's Thursday, December 10th.
1:12.3	It's only 15 more days until Jesus wasn't born.
1:15.2	And a very merry unbirthday to him.
1:16.7	I'm Noah Luzions.
1:17.7	I'm Heath and Wright.
1:19.0	And from black and white and redneck all over, about Dosta, Georgia, this is The Skating
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