ScathingAtheist 122: C Me Dance Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2015

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode, gay people will continue to exist, just to piss Christians off; we learn that you can turn yourself gay by staring at your penis too long, but it doesn't work for everybody; and Eli Bosnick will join us to review yet another film in the "magical cancerous ballerina versus the devil" genre.

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0:00.0	Warning, the following podcast contains explicit language and Shakespearean insults.
0:06.1	This week's episode of The Skaving Atheist is brought to you by the new Bible-friendly
0:10.6	line of racist homophobic art supplies for kids.
0:14.2	Preyola crayons.
0:16.1	We removed all those gay rainbow colors and replaced them all with pasty off white, like
0:20.9	God intended.
0:23.0	Preyola crayons, because it was bad enough when you made us accept black.
0:27.4	It's not true about the longer wavelength.
0:30.4	And now The Skaving Atheist.
0:34.4	Aaaaahhhhhh!
0:41.4	It's Thursday!
0:51.4	It's June 18th.
0:52.4	And Jesus would clearly vote for Bernie Sanders.
0:55.4	Obviously I'm Noah Luzon's.
0:57.4	He's Thinwright and from sweats like Patrick Ewing, about Dosta Georgia, this is The Skaving
1:03.4	Atheist.
1:04.4	On this week's episode, gay people will continue existing just to piss the Christians off.
1:09.2	We learn that you can turn gay by staring at your penis for too long, but it doesn't
1:12.7	work for everybody.
1:13.7	And Eli Bosnick will be here to review another film in the Magical Cancerous Ballerina
1:17.7	versus The Devil's genre.
1:19.9	But first, the Diatry.
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