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Today's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by the new breakfast cereal for non-believers,

embryos. Start your godless day with nutritious and delicious frosted fetus pieces plus marshmallows

and soilants green, blue, red, and yellow. Every box contains enough zygots to qualify as a genocide

if you're an idiot that doesn't know how babies work. Embryos, because they're loaded with protein

and the Christians get pissy when we do scientific research with them. And now The Skating Atheist.

I'm Steve from Monster on Sunday and I can assure you that we did in fact evolve from filthy monkey

men.

Ahhhhhhhhhh it's Thursday. It's June 25th and I'm not here so Noah will have to fill in the

blanks. That's true. I'm Noah Luzings. I'm Heath and right and from No Heath and No Teeth.

Val Dosta, Georgia. This is The Skating Atheist. On this week's episode, the infallible guy that

believes in demonic possession becomes less full of shit than every GOP presidential contender.

Weel! Slappily work around the fact that Heath's not here and Monsters on Sunday will be here to

tell us if atheist albums have pro-Jesus messages when you play them backwards. But first, the diet try.

You

It must have been a blast to have been one of Pascal's drinking buddies. He would have been so easy to

fuck with you say, hey Blaze, if you take a piss before 5am, a dragon is going to come out of your

dickhole and eat you and then he just has to hold it all night. You know, because sure the odds

that you're right are super low but what if you are? I mean, the discomfort of holding in your

piss all night is nothing compared to being eaten by a freshly urinated dick dragon so he just

doesn't get to pee. Right? It's just amazing to me how quick theists are to offer up explanations

for their beliefs that wouldn't pass muster for any other proposition. Because look,

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